The doctrine of perpetual offense

Hard as it is to believe I don't actually go looking for material showing some Islamic nutcase being offended. They just crop up all over the place. Now we have Muslims being "furious" (what else?) over a sex toy. I'm not kidding here.

It seems that a London sex shop is selling a blow up male doll they call the Mustafa Shag. And that has Muslims in another dither. A spokesman for the local Muslim Association whined: "This is the name of our prophet and it's very upsetting. This thing should be banned."

The Muslims wrote the sex shop: "You have no idea how much hurt, anguish and disgust this obnoxious phrase has caused to Muslims." Really. Yes, they do. We all do.

If you are a Muslim we understand. You are offended constantly. You are angry constantly. You are unhappy, miserable, bitchy, intolerant, obnoxious, ad infinitum. Everything makes your angry. Get over it.

Yes, that is Mr. Shag in the photo. Not to be confused with prophets or other spokesmen for supreme beings anywhere. I understand that blow up male doll called the "Jesus stud" is being planned complete with a Second Coming.