George Bush's new career

Born-again Bush has to consider a new career. He's used to one where you lie to the public and live off of huge amounts of other people's money. In addition his current job is one where you promise people miracles which never actually materialize. The "customers' (audience, voters, etc) have to be quite unintelligent to accept someone like George as a leader. Now this pretty much leaves George with just one potential post-presidential career: TV evangelist! And apparently he's been practicing.