How to become a fundamentalist.

Step 1: Get Saved


Step 2: Get Baptized

Step 3: Get Lobotomized



Step 4: Get Fancy New Outfit



Step 5: Now go out, win friends and influence people.

How they think.

All the comments here, while acted out, are allegedly straight from fundamentalist Christian discussion forums. I can't say if that is true or not, but it does correspond with the sort of rampant stupidity I ran into when I was one of them.